This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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