the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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