Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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