It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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