i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Text me some of your sweat
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