Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
