I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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