She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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