does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i will never coherently bang her
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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