My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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