GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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