Nicole vs. Life
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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