Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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