New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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