My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
it glows. i had to have it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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