I met the friendliest cop last night
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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