Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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