They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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