dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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