After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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