I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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