DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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