I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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