So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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