we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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