Your mouth is God's brothel.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We had sex on a dog bed..
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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