Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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