Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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