Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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