You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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