He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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