Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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