forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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