do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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