hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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