ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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