your thong is hanging out like whoa
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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