I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize