ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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