It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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