omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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