honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
