im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You made out with two different species that night
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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