So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
