you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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