So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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