fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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