But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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