just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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