I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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