Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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