You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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