i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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