i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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