Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I AM VODKA MAN
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
